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A Thinner Stefan is on the way…

Aug 31

I ran to Rutter’s yesterday to get some Milk for my kids because our family doctor says they need it. I’m like “what’s wrong with drinking more Soda”, but that’s a whole other story. While there, I talk myself into getting a Monster. While I’m deciding which one to get, I see a Monster with 0 calories, 0 sugar and all the energy called “Monster Absolutely Zero”. Talk about your average case of WIN! Grabbed it, ran to my car like a giddy little girl and destroyed it. Delicious. Now if they could just make a 0 calorie snickers bar, I’d be as thin as a rail.

Absolutely Zero Monster

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